Reddit in 3012: LOL Pocket Whales and Pet Raptor Bans

Wonder what the denizens of Reddit might be talking about in a thousand years?  Redditor gonzoblair offers this hilarious take on what could be on Reddit’s front page in 3012, (with the cheeky tagline “Proudly celebrating the same interface for over a millennium!” at the top).

Check out the new trend of putting a slice of bread around the head of your pet “pocket whale” and debate whether Chairman Tylo was really manufactured on Earth.  Donate to save the endangered indigenous tribes of Appalachia and learn about the ancient rupox plague of 2017 that spread through touch screens.   Most importantly, find out if the rumored Half Life 3 release date is legit.

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